[ˈkrʌmpɪt], (Noun)

Definitions:
- a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered

- people, especially women, regarded as objects of sexual desire
(e.g: fat chance of our running into any crumpet)

- a person's head


Phrases:
- be not worth a crumpet

Origin:
late 17th century: of unknown origin. crumpet dates from the 1930s