And, for those in search of a new challenge, how about these for unusual, but real jobs: professional sleeper, panda fluffer, professional
queuer, nude model, face feeler, gumologist, professional mourner, island caretaker and dog food taster?
Volunteer positions available include judge, field reset,
queuer, practice field monitor, registration, photographer, information desk, Friday afternoon set up or Saturday tear down.
However, according to one angry
queuer, this meant that some 12-year-old girls in dresses were waiting outside in freezing conditions.
The Holiday Inn Express in Centre Square is offering a limited edition Black Friday stay this Thursday night - including bed, breakfast and professional
queuer!
Eventually I reached the machine, intending to withdraw PS10, but Friendly Terry The Inept
Queuer had taken the last one, which meant I had to withdraw a PS20 note.
If money price equals zero, the marginal
queuer will be the individual for whom the marginal utility of time spent queuing will equal the marginal utility of care to be received.
Over-excited by adverts promising discounted electrical goods, latecomers decided to push and shove, and as any proper
queuer knows, this just isn't on.
A
queuer said: "Ulrika wandered past the queue a couple of times, with a face like thunder.
"I couldn't miss the collection, she is a fashion icon," said fellow
queuer Kimberley Larry, of Normanby.
In these families you may hear phrases such as: "I never went to school and it never did me any harm, " from parents who count their occupation as resident dole
queuer.
"The holidays could be free or just massively reduced - it's fingers crossed time for sure." Veteran Budget Travel
queuer Christine Howe was keeping her fifth vigil outside the shop.