Meanwhile, his wife M, who betrayed her family on Jason's behalf, sits alone watching "The Chinky and Gooky Show," featuring two film critics whose rating system runs along the lines of "Moo goo gai PAN" and "Chicken Kung PAO."
Liz Hurley leapt at the chance to play a supercool undercover agent in a groovy new spy spoof - even though it meant being romanced by a gooky Michael Caine lookalike with terrible teeth.