As you have taken up the cross, and become a follower of good and an eschewer of evil, I trust I shall see you before the altar, with a contrite heart and a meek spirit.”
For Francis Norton, herbal tea aficionado and eschewer of Class A drugs: a PG Tips gift pack, to avoid further confusion, and a pint of gold top, to commemorate the way he and his solicitor managed to milk the Portman Square legal system.